also played at Kings Norton and won convincingly.  It was interesting to see ex Old Yards second row Nigel 'Gringo' Walker coaching the young lads and to see them play an open running game remembering Nigel's views on running rugby.  How refreshing!
VandalsWith the skipper away at skegness for a spring break the report comes from front row enforcer, Mark.  The fixture this week being potentially very difficult against local rivals Woodrush 2nds.
 We got off to a bad start before the game had begun. Despite 
Captain Slow giving us all tasks to make sure we had a team, equipment and 
organisation, over excited at being selected in the back row for the first time 
in weeks, Roger Lazenby forgot to bring the medical kit and balls. This meant no 
first aid stuff for our weary bodies.
Having 
arrived at Woodrush their seconds were already warming up. With Woodrush having 
an average age of eighteen it looked like a game of bulk against speed. Stand in 
Captain John Lonie lead his brave men onto the field. In the front row regular 
props Shannon and Dai were joined by James Woodcock, a young Sils hooker, making 
his debut for the Vandals. In the second row John was joined by Phil Gouldbourn 
who continues his impressive season. To match the Woodrush youngsters we had a 
fast back row of Rob Bastock, Marcus “The Shark” Hope and Roger Lazenby. Phil 
“The General” Evans marshalled the pack from nine and outside him was Ian 
Neville. Smoking was joined in the centre by Ed McDonald after a late withdrawal 
by the Barrel. On the wings we had Kevin Coles making his debut and Tom “Pickle” 
Mead. The ever reliable Dave Rollins was at fullback. On the bench we had the 
speed of Arkell backed up by front rowers Billy Bucknall and Rick Lowe.    
 
From 
the kick off the Vandals took control taking the ball on and dominating the set 
pieces. The Woodrush scrum was driven back all game by a dominant Vandals eight. 
In the lineouts Phil Goldbourn won all of our own throws while The Shark pinched 
nearly all of the Woodrush throw ins. Then a bad five minutes for the Vandals 
saw two Woodrush scores. Firstly Smoking gave away a kickable penalty for going 
into a ruck from the side. He was confused as the ref (in his Woodrush shorts) 
was letting the home players do this from the start but then penalised Smoking. 
Woodrush kicked the penalty. 0-3. 
Almost straight from the kickoff Woodrush scored a try. A Woodrush scum on 
the Vandals twenty-two was being driven back when the ball popped out to their 
number ten. He cut inside, passed our chasing back row, to score. The conversion 
was added. 0-10. Our younger prop 
Dai had seen enough. He went over to Nev and Ralph and very politely explained 
how they needed to keep the ball near our big old pack or Woodrush would run 
riot. They did this and for the next ten minutes it was all Vandals. Our 
forwards took control of a loose ball just inside our half and then with short 
punchy drives, rolling mauls and good inter play they took the ball 50 metres up 
field. Eventually Shannon broke free, fed the ball inside to James Woodcock who 
went over to the left of the posts with four defenders on him. Ralph missed the 
conversion. 5-10. With two minutes 
of the half left the forwards had another 50 metre trundle that resulted in a 
clever kick by Nev ahead of winger Kev Coles. He outpaced the Woodrush winger, 
kicked on and dived on the ball to score. Ralph again missed the kick. Half Time 10-10.
 
Feeling 
the pace and finding no real challenge in the scrums Dai left the field and 
Billy “Grainger’s Mentor” Bucknall took to the field for the second half. Nev 
also had to leave the field to replace one of his eyes. We were allowed an 
eye-bin replacement as speedster Rick Lowe went on the wing for two minutes (and 
still paid £3 match subs for those minutes).  The second half saw Woodrush score two quick 
tries. Firstly Pickle failed to deal with a deep kick and the Woodrush winger 
dispossessed him before racing in to score. Then a clever cross-kick lead to a 
score for the Woodrush centre that was converted. 10-22. The Vandals team were in 
trouble. The ref in his Woodrush shorts was penalising them for anything he 
could while the home side got away with murder. The usual discipline of our boys 
meant we were also being marched back ten yards on number occasions. At this 
point we needed a leader to pull our boys together. Captain John Lonie decided 
to substitute himself. I’m sure there is a phrase somewhere out leaving a 
sinking ship?
 
New 
Captain Arkell joined the game. The Vandals team got together and decided they 
were going to play good, hard Old Yardleian rugby to change their fortunes. 
Things started to improve. The Vandals forwards started taking the ball on again 
like they did towards the end of the first half. Big holes were made in the 
Woodrush defence as we worked our way up the field. As the pack got into the 
Woodrush twenty two The General went left and found Shannon  on 
the wing. He received the ball, cut inside two players and crossed the try 
line. Being a prop in a try scoring position he got confused. He tried to 
beat another player and just ran straight over the dead ball line. A score 
missed. Still the Vandals continued to press and then got within 1 metre of the 
Woodrush line. The defenders infringed and the ref signalled penalty advantage. 
Roger went over to score but the ref disallowed it and gave Woodrush a 
penalty??? The Vandals were still determined and within minutes they were 
pressing again. More forward drives took us to within 10 metres of the try line. 
The ball went right through the backs’ hands and Pickle scored in the corner. 
Despite two easy misses earlier Ralph redeemed himself by converting from the 
corner. 17-22. There were now 
fifteen minutes to go and the Vandals again attacked. The movement broke down 
and having received verbal’s from his opposite number all game, Rob Bastock 
introduced him to his elbow. The ref saw it and raised the yellow card. Rob, 
glad for the rest, took his punishment. Even a man down we continued to dominate 
with many players enjoying themselves. Arkell kept driving forward swatting off
defenders like flies. Shannon was using his famous dummy and Woodrush fell for it 
every time. This lead to another Vandals score when after another forward 
trundle Ralph received the ball in space. He sprinted forward drawing in 
defenders before launching a long pass to Kev Coles on the wing who cut inside 
to complete his brace of tries. Ralph converted. 24-22. After thirteen minutes in the 
bin??? Rob was allowed to return to the game for the last two minutes. Intent on 
making the game safe the Vandals went on the attack again. As well as forward 
drives centres Smoking and Ed McDonald both made ground making runs. Eventually 
The General was stopped inches from the line. Our big pack somehow got there and 
recycled the ball. Nev was in the scrum half position. He took the ball and went 
to pass the ball out. Instead he gave an outrageous dummy and flopped over the 
line. Normal service resumed and Ralph missed the kick. 29-22. From the kick off the Vandals 
secured the ball and put it out to touch followed by the referee signalling the 
end of the game.            
          
Man 
of the match The Shark for destroying the Woodrush lineout, tackling the fast 
young kids all day while still having the energy to take the ball on during the 
numerous Vandal drives.
Development XV
Ellwyn, the fine young skipper of our rapidly improving team, has stepped into the dark world of match reporting and his epic piece of journalism will follow shortly.  Yet again all roads from Warwickshire were closed at the weekend and boundary patrols increased as Alcester were due to travel the many miles to Tilehouse Lane but were held at passport control and had to turn back.  Fortunately, Birmingham Wyvern stepped in at short notice to give us a game.  They tend to play a direct and confrontational type of game and usually provide a stern test for our lower sides.  Well. this is how the captain saw the game!
 
With some pride to restore after being 
defeated by an unusually strong Wyvern side earlier in the season, the 
Development XV emerged victorious from a particularly bad tempered encounter.  
  Yards opened the scoring early on when Ashley Johnson, making his debut 
for the club, went on what was to be a typically strong and skillful run, 
scything through the Wyvern defence to unselfishly feed Guy Smith who then had 
little work to do to score.  Captain Ellwyn Male, taking over kicking duties in 
the absence of a recognised kicker, missed the resulting conversion.  Yards were 
on the offensive again a short time later Stuart Adams seized upon a mistake 
from the Wyvern backs.  With the opposition dropping the ball, the confident 
young centre showed great footballing abilities with a couple of perfectly 
weighted touches to take the ball just short of the Wyvern tryline, where the 
ball bounced kindly into his hands leaving Adams to simply dive over.  Male made 
no mistake with this conversion, the ball creeping inside the near 
post.
  Wyvern responded with a try of their own after putting pressure on 
the home team's line.  Having worked the phases well and drawn some excellent 
defence from Yards, the visitors decided to send the ball out wide, where a 
great step from the try scorer wrong-footed the otherwise excellent Phil 
Williams.  With the following conversion attempt successful, the scoreline was 
narrowed to 12-7, where it stayed until the second half.  However, the remaining 
ten minutes of the half were far from uneventful.  Not long after the restart 
flanker Dan Green, celebrating his 18th birthday, was sin-binned for a needless 
trip on an opponent in full view of the referee.  Wyvern took the initiative and 
following a poor pass from wing Male to full-back Dave Simpson made their one 
man advantage count by heaping significant pressure on the Old Yardleians' 
tryline.  Initially forcing two try saving tackles from the Old Yards scramble 
defence, the visiting team spent the remainder of the first half on their 
opponent's five metre line.  With the forwards being marshalled brilliantly by 
the second row partnership of Chris Rhodes and Dave Langley, Wyvern could not 
convert this pressure into points, however.  Old Yards defended bravely, hooker 
Greg Allen taking a scrum against the head following quick thinking from Guy 
Smith to ground a loose ball, preventing a score.  Regaining possession 
following an infringement from Wyvern, Yards' stand-in fly-half Jake Curtis did 
not hesitate in kicking the ball to touch, ending the first half.
  Old 
Yardleians made a number of changes at half time, with Matt Spence replacing the 
hard grafting Ollie Wickens in the back row, another new recruit 
Laurence Edwards slotting in at outside centre in the place of Stuart 
Adams while John Bosworth made way for Dave O'Brady, making only his second 
senior start, on the left wing.  Lee Cupples would also replace Dan Green five 
minutes later when the ten minute sin bin was over.
  From the restart, 
Wyvern continued from where they had left off in the second half and attacked 
well.  Once again, however, the visitors were toothless and Old Yards repelled 
every attack,  grabbing the opportunity to work their way up the field after 
an overly weighted kick resulted in a 22 drop out.  A penalty awarded 35 metres 
out from the Wyvern tryline provided a platform for a series of attacks in the 
visitor's 22.  Eventually Yards achieved what their opponents could not and 
turned territory and possession into points. Centre Ashley Johnson went on yet 
another powerful and deft run, leaving a series of defenders in his wake on the 
way to scoring a magnificent individual try. With Male stroking over the 
conversion with ease, Yards were left in a commanding position twelve points up 
with less than twenty minutes remaining.
  However, Wyvern were not out of 
this game and applied the pressure again with a smartly taken restart kicked 
short to the backs on the right with the forwards lined up on the left.  
Retrieving their own kick they came forward, forcing great tackles from the 
replacement backs, Edwards and O'Brady, who were aware of the danger amd quick 
to react.  Wyvern had taken note of the overlaps they were creating out wide and 
started to provide their backs with ball.  Another fantastic step inside from a 
Wyvern back brought a superb tackle from loosehead prop Troy Batters, who 
although wrong footed somehow managed to dive across and get hold of the 
attacker's ankle, who had created plenty of space for himself and looked certain 
to score.  Wyvern soon reeled Old Yards in again when the home defence was 
caught napping, scoring a simple try underneath the posts. The conversion was no 
problem and game was open again.
  Soon after the restart, hooker Allen was 
forced off injured and was replaced by Dan Green in an uncontested scrum.  Eager 
to put the game beyond doubt Old Yards attacked immediately from the restart.  
O'Brady ran two great lines from deep on Curtis' inside shoulder, gaining 
significant ground each time.  Edwards followed suit with a similarly powerful 
run. Yards continued to threaten the Wyvern tryline, with battering ram Dave 
Langley making a particularly strong charge through the visitor's defence.  With 
barely a minute left Dave Hanson, returning from a lengthy lay off through injury 
came onto the wing, O'Brady moving into the pack in place of the departing Tim 
Russell.  Old Yardleians were awarded a scrum in front of the Wyvern posts, and 
the ball was quickly shipped out wide to Hanson who used his fantastic pace 
to score in the corner.  Following the difficult conversion attempt from the 
touchline, which had the distance but not the accuracy, the final whistle was 
blown with the result standing at 24 points to 14 in favour of the Old 
Yardleians' Second Team.
  This was a well deserved victory for a young side 
who played as a team refused to be bullied by larger oppostion, and also 
excelled both in defence and attack.  Man of the Match was awarded to Ashley 
Johnson for his powerful runs, which earnt him a try and set up Guy 
Smith's score.  Special mentions go to Phil Williams for some typically solid 
tackling and Stuart Adams for smart thinking both in attack and defence.
First XV
                  Result:  OY's 13 – Burntwood 23
OY's missed out on an opportunity to reverse an earlier
league defeat to Saturday's visitors Burntwood mainly due to uncharacteristic
defensive lapses and crucial failures to capitalise on points scoring
opportunities.
After two minutes, early mistakes and loose play gave
Burntwood a position on the OY's 22, from which the Burntwood stand off took
off on an elusive run and assisted by non existent defence, scored a good try
wide out to give the visitors an early 0 – 5 lead. From this point, the home
side struggled to get their act together in the face of a well organised pack
and lively backs, and continued to concede possession by ball carriers becoming
isolated and territory by conceding soft penalties. 
At 20 minutes, with the game more even as the OY's came back
at the visitors with a more solid performance up front, and domination in the
lineout, stand off Ben Honey was able to make inroads into Burntwood territory
through shrewd tactical kicking from hand, well supported by the chasing backs,
however two minutes later, the OY's lineout was penalised for a technical
offence, and with the posts in range, the Burntwood kicker made no mistake.
Further points were added to the visitor's total when the OY's, in possession
and clearing a Burntwood attack from under the posts, conceded a further
penalty, seemingly for retaliation following a late tackle. The resultant kick
took the score to 0 – 11.
Approaching half time, the home side was now beginning to
dominate both in terms of possession and territory; the scrum was taking
regular ball against the head, and the lineout solid, and the resulting
pressure was eventually rewarded with a penalty to OY's, converted by Ben Honey.
After the restart, with the score at 3- 11, the OY's were
well on top, and the visitors under pressure to keep out successive attacks
through the backs, well supported by the pack, so that momentum was maintained.
Within minutes, play was on the visitor's line, and an efficient forward drive
saw lock forward Mickey Brennan break away to drive over for a well deserved
try wide out, converted by Ben Honey. The visitors were now in a match, and
hanging on just in front with the score at 10 -11. Further pressure presented
the OY's with another kickable penalty on the Burntwood 22 for not releasing,
which enabled the resurgent OY's to take a deserved lead for the first time in
the match at 13 – 11.
Now in command of the match, the OY's were playing the in
the visitor's half, and twice positions were gained close to the Burntwood line
with the OY's to throw in to the lineout, which they were dominating, but,
inexplicably, instead of throwing short to a recognised jumper, an thus
guaranteeing possession and a drive for the line, the ball was thrown long,
overlong, into the hands of a grateful Burntwood standoff who twice cleared the
ball downfield, and twice the opportunity to close out the match was lost.
Into the final quarter of the match, the OY's pack after
dominating in the set pieces up to this point, began to run out of gas, and
could not secure their own ball without a struggle. Eventually, ball was lost
against the head on half way, and a quick feed saw the Burntwood stand off
again set off on a mazy run, brushing aside more poor defence to eventually
cross over in the corner for his second and unconverted try to bring the score
to 13 – 16 after 26 minutes. With the home side now under the hammer, the game
was wrapped up twelve minutes later following a second, converted try when ball
was secured following broken play, and the visitors swept through now ragged
defence to close out the match 13 – 23 to Burntwood
This defeat was a disappointment for the OY's
who, despite a bad start against competent opposition, showed good character
and determination in coming right back into the match and taking and holding
the lead, but then allowed poor tactical decisions to squander real chances to
build significantly on that advantage.